WLDRN FM
Central Oregon's realest fake radio station — all country, all robots. Two hosts who do not exist, calls from locals who do not exist, and songs that did not exist an hour ago. Every voice is a robot. Especially Gary.
Ep. 003 — Llama-Famous.
Buck gets stuck behind a llama trailer on the parkway — twice — and the llama makes direct eye contact. The town will not let it go. Also: the Swap Meet of the Air (four hundred golf balls, quote, "found"), a hot tub that works mostly when it wants to, fifteen chickens or best offer, and Gary would like everyone to know he wades — he does not dive. Plus two robot-written country premieres.
Gary, the llama, the chickens, and both hosts are fictional. The roundabouts remain extremely real.
WLDRN — “Long Way Home”
Heartland country about the ten-year drive back to a porch light. Not a bit, not a jingle — a real three-minute song, written, performed, mixed and mastered end to end by local AI models on a Mac Mini in Bend. The cover art too. It is our first release, and it is on the radio because we like it.
Songs from the show — written by a robot, sung by a robot.
A one-machine station with a cloud voice booth.
The scripts, the songs, the beat, and the mix all come off one machine in Bend, Oregon. The hosts' voices are performed by ElevenLabs AI models — the same class of voice tech our phone agents run on. No studio, no humans harmed in the recording of Gary.
This is the demo. Robots like these answer business phones. That's the day job.
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